You’ll be slated for a 30-45 second commercial that you select to perform.
CHOOSE 1 below and Memorize your commercial. Dress the part and stand in place.
Kids Commercials
Bubblegum Toothpaste
If there is one thing I hate, it’s the taste of toothpaste. Yuck! It is like putting chalk in your mouth. When my dentist heard about my problem, he gave me new bubblegum flavored Crest. It still cleans my teeth but now it is Bubblegum flavored. Thank you Crest!
Ball Park Franks
My Dad likes Ball Park franks with mustard. I like Ball Park Franks with mustard. My Dad eats his Ball Park Frank with one hand. I eat my Ball Park Frank with one hand. My Dad says Ball Park Franks are the best hot dog in the whole world. I say- well, you get the idea.
Oreos
I love Oreo cookies. Today I went downstairs and poured myself a big glass of milk to dip my cookies in. When I went to the cookie jar, it was empty. Big brothers stink. Got cookies?
Welch’s Grape Juice
I don’t’ know how Welch’s does it!? Everyone looks good with a purple mustache. UUUMMMM delicious. Welch’s 100% Grape Juice doesn’t just taste really good. It’s also really good for you too! It’s the Concord grapes. And Welch’s never ever adds sugar, it’s naturally sweet. Really, really. Welch’s is the best juice in the world! Its yummy!
Frosted Flakes
The best thing about Frosted Flakes cereal is the toy in the bottom of the box. (Opening the box of cereal) Look, a yo-yo! (Tasting the cereal) Wait a minute. Maybe the toy is the second best thing.
Tylenol Junior
When my head hurts, my mom gives me Tylenol Junior. It’s gentle on my stomach and gets rid of my headache. Aren’t moms smart?
Chips Ahoy
After careful analysis I have determined that Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies have twice as much chocolate as the other leading brand. At least I think they do. But I could be wrong. Maybe I better test them again. (The kid shoves a cookie in his/her mouth.)
Dominos
I love babysitting my little brother. Because whenever I do, my mom pays me by buying me a pizza from Dominos. (Looking at the crib) Hey, buddy, look what I got. Your favorite. Pepperoni pizza. Oh look at him smile. He is so cute. Coochy, coochy coo. (The baby grabs the piece of pizza) Hey that’s my piece. Hey give it back. Okay, you can have it buy next time I’m ordering anchovies. He hates anchovies.
Lip Smackers
New Lip Smackers Swirl Gloss on a Cool Key Chain. Strawberries ‘N Cream. Raspberry Peach. Bubblegum Vanilla. Pineapple Kiwi. Two Really Twisted, Juicy Flavors All Swirled Together. Catch The Wave And Clip It On. Lip Smackers.
Milk
Growing up I always wanted to be just like my mom. So I drank milk. Studies suggest that people who drink it regularly are much healthier than those who don’t. So drink 24 ounces of low fat or fat free milk every 24 hours and see for yourself. Who says father knows best? Milk your diet. Feel great!
American Airlines
Hey dad, you are probably wondering how I got on TV. It doesn’t matter. I’ll tell you about it later. The important thing is I’m in Hawaii. Doesn’t it look beautiful? See there is a beach and the ocean and (a pretty girl/guy walks by) well there are tons of beautiful sights here. So Dad, I know you need a vacation as much as I do. So hop on American Airlines and have them fly you to Hawaii. You won’t regret it.
Pre-teens, Teens, and Adults Commercials
Macy's
I got my style from my mom, and my mom got her style from her mom, and she got her style from Macy’s. So this Mother’s Day pass down your style and shop at Macy's. At Macy's, Mom's shop best.
Whole Foods
Getting your child/family to eat healthy food is a struggle for many parents. You want the best for your family, however taste preferences and sensitivities can get in the way. At Whole Foods you can shop knowing you will find something yummy that you can feel good about feeding your loved ones while keeping them smiling.
Gerber
Gerber makes parents' lives easier. They offer a nutritious and delicious range of products that are perfect for your child's growth and development. Parents love Gerber!”
Breyers Ice Cream
Hey! Remember Mom’s Apple Pie? Remember when you used to put a big scoop of vanilla on top and the creamy goodness melted in your mouth with each bite? Now you can go back to those good old days with Breyer’s Vanilla Ice cream. Breyers borrowed a recipe from the past, when vanilla ice cream was made with extra eggs.
Breyers continues to be loved by families, made with fresh cream, sugar, and milk. Thank goodness that old fashioned taste of homemade ice cream is back in style. Was it ever out of style? Breyers Ice cream.
5 Gum
I know gum. Look at me! Don’t I look like I know gum? I am the gum expert. And, I’ve found the gum to put all the other’s to shame. The gum is called 5. It is the only I found to have long lasting flavor, that lasts all day or all night. To prove how long the flavor lasts, I’m standing in traffic risking it all, and I won’t leave until the flavor ends or I can’t chew any more.
Beat/Pause
Maybe this wasn’t the best idea.
Dodging Traffic.
Long lasting flavor, new 5 Gum.
Cat’s Meow Tour
It’s finally here! The Cat’s Meow Tour has purred its way up to Marsha’s Cove.
All the cats will be there, strutting their stuff. You won’t want to miss this fine array of felines. So I’m sending you your very own cat-vitation to join us at Bloomers Fairgrounds for an all day event this Saturday!
The Cat’s Meow Tour, Bloomers Fairgrounds, One Day Only. You Cat miss it.
Fireman’s Christmas Gala (pronounced “gayla”)
Looking for a night out? Looking for a way to give and get all in one go?
Join us for the Fireman’s Christmas Gala!
Early bird tickets are selling fast for this one of kind Black Tie event. All proceeds to go to help our local fire departments. Ready? Dial 555-7812 to reserve your table now.
Lincoln Park Fiesta
The rhythmic beating of the drums, the cheerful tinkling of rain sticks and the mouthwatering aroma of chimichangas.
Yes! It’s Fiesta time again and Lincoln Park!
Taste food from kitchens around the world and dance to sultry sambas with performers in traditional dress.
It doesn’t get any better than this! See you there!
Travel Podcast
Join us for the next episode of the Amazing Travel Podcast, brought to you by Raving Globetrotters.
We will be traveling to New Zealand, chat with some locals, and meet some members of New Zealand’s indigenous people, the Māori .
New Zealand is clean, green and the undisputed crown jewel of the Southern Hemisphere. You don’t want to miss this episode!
Sun Chips
My chips are made with solar power. No wonder I feel warm inside. In California, SunChips snacks are made with the help of the sun. As if you needed another reason to love them. Live brightly, start with SunChips.
Snickers Marathon Energy Bars
Failure is not an option. But if you can't finish that lousy energy bar, we don't blame you.
Finally an energy bar that actually tastes great! Snickers Marathon Energy Bar. The energy you crave.
Hyundai
The logo is there to tell you what the car is, not who you are. Truth is, logos don’t really do much of anything. They don’t make you cooler. They don’t make the product better. In fact, a logo means nothing. Unless, of course, the company behind it means something. So what if anything does a Hyundai logo mean? It means you’ve done your homework. It means a 10 year/100,000-mile power train warranty and 510 distinct quality tests on every single vehicle.
Marshals
I got my dark hair from my dad and my blue eyes from my mom. Yep, great genes. You can’t pick your family jeans, but you can pick your blue jeans. So make the right choice and head to Marshals. I got great jeans from Marshals and all the jeans are on sale now, through Sunday! So thank your folks for your family genes, but thank Marshals for your jeans!
Snickers Marathon
Failure is not an option. But if you can't finish that lousy energy bar, we don't blame you.
Finally an energy bar that actually tastes great! Snickers Marathon Energy Bar. The energy you crave.
Clif Bar was born on a bike and created with athletes in mind. Today they continue to make organic,
plant-based energy food that begins with a recipe and the latest nutrition science—and not just for performance. Clif Bars help energize any moment, big or small. So what are you waiting for?
Schick Quattro Power
Aren't your roommates irritating enough? Introducing Schick Quattro Power. The only razor with four blades and the power of an Energizer battery. So it glides easily for an irresistibly close, smooth shave with less irritation than your current razor. Turn on the power of four!
Stur Water Enhancer
When I know I look my best, I glow. Stur Water Enhancer. The most refreshing way to turn the water you need to drink into something beautiful. Made with only simple ingredients, it tastes like nature intended. Bring out your beauty. Try Stur.
La-Z Boy
We invented the recliner in 1929. A chair so comfortable, it’s amazing we were able to get up and make another one. We’re a company dedicated to comfort. We started with recliners like the one above and then we just couldn’t stop. From sofas and sectionals, to ottomans and loveseats, we’ve made furniture and large parts of North America more comfortable. So sit down with us, put your feet up and realize that the world looks better from a reclined position. La-Z-Boy. Comfort. It’s what we do.
Coastal Living
Escape to beautiful breathtaking places from the Atlantic Shoreline to the sands of the Gulf. Savor the flavors of the coast with clambakes and crab-cakes. Relax in a world where comfort and elegance coexist. Discover the country’s best beaches and secluded seaside hideaways and get ideas for the next great vacation. Costal Living, explore the great American coastline from your own easy chair!
Long Term Care Insurance
Have you ever stopped to think where you will be living when you can no longer hear the roar of the waves, see the beautiful sun rise or sun set, your knees creak when you walk and you can't remember whether to come in or go out into the rain? John Hancock Long Term Care Insurance is there to care for your every need. You are never too young to make that call. Sign up today before you forget. They are only a care away.
Mascara
Skinny is out. That’s why I use voluminous mascara by L’Oreal for luxurious lashes that are three times fuller. Thin is not in. Fat is where it’s at. Voluminous Lashes? Why, yes. By L’Oreal. I’m worth it!
Windows 10
Watch Hulu. Tweak a PowerPoint deck. Stream a season on Netflix. Hurl Angry Birds or send happy emails. Finally, a PC that works hard and plays hard. With Windows 10, you can have a professional-grade PC power and full-on entertainment. It’s business in the front and party in the back. It’s what you’ve been waiting for.
Pink for Cancer Cure
Slip into something powerful. Powerful enough to move us closer to a world without breast cancer. By wearing pink and raising funds as part of Passionately Pink for the Cure, you become a catalyst for change, along with millions of fellow activists. Just choose a day in October to gather a team or participate on you own. Got to Komen.com for everything you need to make your statement. And a difference. Pick your pink.
Dove Chocolate
The Last Time You Were This Satisfied, You Married Him. New Dove’s Silky Smooth Promises. So smooth, sweet, And deliciously Creamy, There’s Total Satisfaction in Every chocolatey Bite. You Know What You Want. Why Compromise?
Chevy Malibu
Heroes can handle any situation. Especially the road. The all-new Chevrolet Malibu. No distance too great. No road too dangerous. With its precision-tuned steering and responsive handling, you and your day-saving abilities will arrive with time to spare. Which will give you time to sign some autographs.
Weber Grill
Its fast, it’s furious, and it brings out your wild side. If you want to heat things up and get the party started, on top of make your neighbors jealous, this is for you. The new Weber Genesis grill. Grill out, have fun with it!
Under Armour
Getting Better Isn't Easy. There Are No Shortcuts. No Cheat Codes. No Quick Fixes. It's Only Work. The Only Way Is Through. Shop underarmour.com Today & Get The Gear You Need to thrive.
Nike Lunarglide
Actually, it is rocket science. Every man/woman’s foot needs something different. And what they need can change from mile one to mile ten. This dynamic shoe can adjust to every foot out there. Experience the new lunarglide innovation. Nike, without compromise.
Disney Cruise Line
“All the luxuries a grown-up could wish for.
While the young ones are immersed in the magic, you can be pampered at the luxurious spa, enjoy fantastic nighttime entertainment, or dine at the exquisite Palo.
How do we make sure everyone in the family has a wonderful vacation aboard a Disney cruise?
Well, if we told you that it wouldn’t be magic, now would it?” Take a magic ride and travel Disney Cruise Line for your next vacation!
Truvia
“Try a spoonful of something you never thought possible.
Truvia natural sweetener is born from the stevia leaf with great taste, zero calories and no guilt.
It’s perfectly wonderful on cereal, in lattes and on your conscience.
Enjoy a morning ritual that makes you feel good again.
Find Truvia spoonable at your grocery store. And find true guilt-free satisfaction.
Zumba Fitness
Now you can party away the pounds.
Move it, shake it, rock it out.
With the seven-disc Exhilarate Body Shaping System, you won’t want to stop.
Turn up the music and torch the calories with red-hot dance steps and pulsating Latin rhythms.
It’s the at-home fitness experience that turns any room into a party.
Zyrtec Allergy Medicine (can substitute other brands ex. Claritin, Allegra etc.)
“It’s that time of the year! Allergy season. When muffle headed snuffed nose allergy sufferers
fear the great outdoors and the great outdoors aren’t so great. The stuffy noses! The pounding headaches! The itchy watery
eyes! Who would wanna stop to smell the roses? But now with Zyrtec, I can! Because with Zyrtec I am able to smell the roses 24 hours of being allergy free. Talk to your doctor about Zyrtec and fall back in love with the great outdoors.
